Wine Review #10

Gavi
Cortese 2005 12.5%
Cossano Belbi, Italy

Smell
Smashed up Skittles left in a hot car

Taste
A languid, persistant acridness, not unlike licking a lemon, then orange Starburst for a full 10 minutes

Whippets factor
2/10. My efforts to buzz off the slowly evaporating but highly chilled and pathetically ABV'd booze left me with my nasal cavities full of wine

Top Trumps
Cooking - 9
Name - 4
Buy a case - To leave it for kidnappers instead of cash
Hand to hand combat - 9
Charisma - 2

Not dead, just sleeping

I'm on holiday, done plenty but difficult to convey without the convenience of a digital camera. Use the blog links to have a see what I've been up to.

Now, where is that cheap supermarket piss I got to watch Fear and Loathing to?