Wine Review #6

Hogue
Columbia Valley 2002
Cabernet Sauvignon 13.9%

The official runner for cornershop piss so far. Not because it's bad but because it's our first el-cheapo. Most wines so far have been above $20, this is $6

Smell
Old men sauna steam and prunes

Taste
Like is been buried and the worms have been at it a bit

Whippets factor
6/10, although reasonably alcoholic, the fumes simply can't be bothered

Suitability as a gulping every hour of every day wine
8/10